The following is a list of my credits and available material. To commission a script,
contact me at the P.O. Box or call. The basic price for a work is negotiated
on the basis of the amount of work the script requires.
The less interesting the project is to me, the higher its price.

Will Schmitz
P.O. Box 661525
Los Angeles, CA 90066
Ph. 310-204-2560
slippaboy@yahoo.com

A group of investors out to manufacture a career for a Bardot like nymphet are foiled in their plans by the roguish brother of the producer.

A hellcat heiress with a fiendish family suckers a softie into marrying her so she can inherit a fortune.

Two screwy scientists amplifying the intelligences of primates get involved with a pair of women who monkey with their research.

A group of well set middle aged men sneak away for a fun weekend without the wives but are caught.

A 'blocked' movie score composer drags his agent through a series of misadventures while trying to relocate the muse.

A ringer is sent to a microelectronics convention and is pursued by interested parties for the secret of his invention.

9 1/2 Weeks meets After Hours as a toy designer finds himself involved with two women who do things with his body that it's never had done to it before.

Los Angeles burns down. Very moving.

New York City is wiped out by an atomic blast. Hilarious.

Satire of television programming ala 'Network', but funnier.

Parody of popular genre films.

A twisted post-adolescent Californian poisoned by the decadent atmosphere of his environment loses himself.

A 20th century witch lures the youth who is to become another Henry Ford into her home so that she can destroy him.

A juxtaposition of 'kill the poor' and 'eat the rich' points of view set in the serene countryside.

Teen thieves intercept a diamond heist and try to keep the take.

High school wrestling in Iowa ala 'Hoosiers'.

Graduation day in a small Iowa farm town in the mid-70's.

Adaptation of the Sherwood Anderson short story.

Adaptation of the Joseph Conrad short story.

Adaptation of the Willa Cather short story.

The backyard, Richard III as Homer Simpson, version of this once great piece of literature.

Biographical script based on the inventor of stop-motion animation, most famous for King Kong

Based on the Theodore Dreiser short story.

Based on the story by Jack London.

The Devil bites off his thumb, turns it into a femme fatal and sends her to earth.

A government science experiment spawns a dangerous freak.

Vampires run a home for runaways.

Vampire clans try to "get off blood" and end up slaughtering one another.

Update of the Poe story to Los Angeles.

South-Central gang fare.

An adventurer fights for a princess and an African kingdom.

A female with a big sword in a world dominated by backward males.

A hired bowman plays both ends against the middle in a land of warring factions.

Based on the H.G. Welles story.

The true story of the California Robin Hood who took up a life of crime after drunken miners murdered his wife.

Adaptation of the Melville novella Benito Cereno.

Pursued by lowlifes, a pair of adolescents finds a treasure map that leads them into the mountains looking for gold.

A beautiful but savage woman forces a desperate man to do her bidding after he has been framed for murder.

A young woman seeks revenge against those who have set up and murdered her brother.

A world-weary kid is set back on the right track by a mercenary adventurer.

The French boy genius of literature's life.

The three-part trilogy based on the exploits of the American hero, Robert Rogers, who invented guerilla warfare.

An erotic thriller update of The Big Sleep.

An erotic thriller set within the music industry.

An erotic thriller set in a small Mexican village.

Adapted from the Stephen Crane short-story.

Adapted from the Stephen Crane short-story.

Adapted from the Joseph Conrad short-story.

Find the missing woman comedy/adventure

Villa's enemies plot to destroy his military power in Northern Mexico & destroy his legend.

An adaptation of an Alfred Bester story.

Beings from the future come to the present to get their kicks.

Cyberpunk, based on the published story by Tim Sullivan. Co- written with Tim Sullivan.

Based on Tim Sullivan's novel of the same name.

Everyone's dead, but sustained by a life extending drug.

A sci-fi adaptation of Conrad's Heart of Darkness.

Aliens have been using Earth as an experimental gardening project.

Ala "The Marching Morons" in which the doers leave the do-nots behind.

The plutocrats who run the world have near figured out the way to leave the now unnecessary hoi polloi permanently out.

Animation. The world is about tp run out of energy until a Tesla-like genius escapes his prison.

Based on the story by H.G. Welles.